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Post by Relenoir on May 11, 2004 0:45:24 GMT
Must work on my darker side. . . what better way to start? This is a further method to relieve our pain at the knowledge of this character's existance. I haven't decided which to vote for yet; am trying to think of something truly diabolical. . .
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Post by Archdruid on May 11, 2004 0:48:11 GMT
Must work on my darker side. . . what better way to start? This is a further method to relieve our pain at the knowledge of this character's existance. I haven't decided which to vote for yet; am trying to think of something truly diabolical. . . Hey, Relenoir, not all of us are into this S&M/snuff film stuff . . . But, a darker side of my personality wants to give her to Shamath and yell, "Where's your destiny NOW, b*tch?" Edit: Crap, I already voted now, but how about destroying her mind with the Kazim Stone, ala GS1? Let's see her lecture the savior of Magnamund then!
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Post by Sarra on May 11, 2004 0:58:26 GMT
I said 'other'. Personally I would like to see her go out Quentin Tarantino style. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by The Wytch-King on May 11, 2004 18:03:59 GMT
Hmmm, I'll get back to you on this. A question like that requires careful thought ... The Wytch-King, already rubbing his hands in malevolent glee
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Post by The Tagazin Poodle on May 11, 2004 18:34:52 GMT
I know I'm just fanning the flames, here, but she didn't really bother me that much until the very end.
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Post by outspaced on May 11, 2004 19:50:08 GMT
she didn't really bother me that much until the very end. That she existed didn't bother me. That she had an attutude problem instead of a personality, and that she had unfeasible and inexplicable power-ups instead of character development did. Sadly, I'm not a vindictive soul. I wouldn't want to think of he dying: just being less arrogant and perfect would do me. If we must consider such an occurrence, how about: Lone Wolf and Qinefer go to investigate Ruanon as per The Chasm of Doom with no mention made of the Birthplace. Events proceed as per the gamebook. Then, during the siege of Ruanon, an arrow is shot by a nameless Vassagonian archer that speeds towards Lone Wolf. Thinking quickly, and without a thought for her own ego (for once), Qinefer intercepts the projectile by leaping in front of it. Fatally wounded, she drops to the ground. A grief-stricken Lone Wolf drops to his knees and holds her as her life ebbs away, tearfully singing I Will Always Love You . . . Let me just reach for my hankie . . .
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Post by outspaced on May 11, 2004 19:53:29 GMT
No one, perhaps not even Qinefer, deserves to be forced to listen to Iron Maiden! ;D
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Post by Archdruid on May 11, 2004 22:24:01 GMT
OK, I got it.
See, the reason she's so irritating is that she's inexplicably more powerful than the last of the Kai Lords, and so self-righteous about it, but doesn't really have to work as much for any of it.
So why should the taxidermist in LW6 settle for a mere Kai Lord when he could test his new preservative on Qinefer?
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Hal
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Post by Hal on May 21, 2004 10:51:18 GMT
First of all, The-Girl-That-Should-Not-Be shall have to watch Lone Wolf killing a few dozens of gourgaz with his bare hands. Just to clarify the things about WHO really 2oO|_z. After that, all kinds of torture are possible.
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Post by The Wytch-King on May 21, 2004 13:45:20 GMT
After pondering that matter carefully, I seem to have come to a rather satisfying result. Q****** shall be securely chained to a wall in the deepest dungeon that can be found. Then I shall summon a very special creature that shall be chained to the far wall of the same cell. Both will be able to see each other and to converse, but not to reach each other. After warding them against the harmful effects of hunger, thirst and sickness, so they can endure there for the rest of their lives, the door shall be closed, locked and barred. A small warning sign ("Danger! Q****** enclosed!") will be put upon the door, so that no one shall ever be tempted to open it. Then she shall be forgotten down there forevermore. ... Ah, forgot to mention one small, almost negligible detail. That creature to be chained to the far wall ... they call it a Jahksa. The Wytch-King
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Post by Storm Dancer on May 21, 2004 14:14:38 GMT
I hate to ruin the punchline, but what's a Jahksa?
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Post by Thomas Wolmer on May 21, 2004 14:19:13 GMT
I hate to ruin the punchline, but what's a Jahksa? You need to play Beyond the Nightmare Gate, to be published by Project Aon... erm, soon.
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Post by Hal on May 21, 2004 14:31:09 GMT
Ah, forgot to mention one small, almost negligible detail. That creature to be chained to the far wall ... they call it a Jahksa. Hmm... Well.... You're tough... I wonder if it's not a bit too cruel... . . . Wonderful idea. I go for it.
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Post by Relenoir on May 23, 2004 13:17:07 GMT
Okay, I've got it!!! } > (Insert diabolical demon-face smiley) *Possible Spoilers!* She ventures to the Birthplace for the first time in book 5, and all things happen as we've read, up until she finds the "colours". She's touched by the colours, and the colours wrap themselves around her, pulling her toward the swirling vortex of the Birthplace. She screams, tries to pull away, to resist, but it is useless. Dragged into and absorbed by the Birthplace, every spawn created here will have a little piece of Q****** in it. Her life and quest (and our irritation) end here. This of course means that every time someone, especially LW, kills a Helghast from Vassagonia, they will be destroying a little piece of she-who-must-not-be-named! Heh, heh, heh. . . Now THAT would make book five sooooooo much more entertaining!
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Post by The Wytch-King on May 23, 2004 13:22:08 GMT
Somehow I feel a sudden urge to travel to Vassagonia ... ;D The Wytch-King BTW: You're making progress, Relenoir!
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