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Post by Zipp on Nov 24, 2004 18:32:57 GMT
Not a bashing of the books post... a bashing of your least favorite enemy post! Preferably the one you think is the stupidiest, or the most annoying. No poll here, just want to get aty the meaty heart of the subject.
Me? Hm. I know he's in there somewhere. Probably blocked him out. I mean, nearly every human enemy pisses me off. We got Vonotar, Kimah, Roark, the list goes on.
The dwarf in the cave, the one who blows holy hell out of both you and himself, is probably gonna get my vote. For now.
Oh yeah, by the way, heading home for Thanksgiving, no computer, so have good thanksgivings everybody. See you Monday.
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Post by Sol on Nov 24, 2004 20:14:58 GMT
The dumbest enemy:
Halvorc - the merchant. Why dumb? Because he just stands there while you hack him up.
What? You say you never attack him? You say it is the priest? Of course it was the priest, but the priest is a really good fighter and I don't have a weapon.
Anyway, I blame it all on Halvorc, son of a dish of porridge.
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Post by Ofecks on Nov 24, 2004 23:31:53 GMT
Hahah, Halvorc is such a [thingy]. I think he might have the lowest combat stats in the entire LW universe. But you can't help but feel really bad about slaughtering the innocent little guy, especially if you already know who your assassin is.
I feel sorry for anyone who attacked one of the White Knights on their first time through the book. Oops.
The only other dumb enemy that comes to mind is that thing at the end of the GS series that you can just ignore. I mean, what the [fudge]?
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Post by Sol on Nov 25, 2004 1:06:13 GMT
Funny, I always DO feel really bad for him... then I take him down anyway. I don't recall who I went for the first time I played, although I did try to fight a White Knight once, and boy was I sorry!
Another dumb enemy: a baby ice barbarian swadled into a fur backpack. Lame.
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Post by Sol on Nov 26, 2004 14:16:12 GMT
Dumbest Enemy:
Sewer Door
CS: 13 EP: 35
Stronger than some of Lone Wolf's living enemies.
(Book 6)
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Post by Sol on Nov 26, 2004 14:19:06 GMT
The worst part: you can actually die during your fight with the door.
"Now that Lone Wolf has triumphed over Haakon and undertaken the Magnakai quest, he shall be faced against dangers more dire and deadly than any he has faced before... such as this door."
Sol
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Post by Frying Pan on Nov 26, 2004 14:47:54 GMT
Hahaha! Hilarious!
RIP Lone Wolf MS 5036-5058
Kai Master
Savior of Sommerlund
Killed by a door while trekking in a sewer
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Post by Black Cat on Nov 26, 2004 21:33:14 GMT
Dumbest Enemy: Sewer Door CS: 13 EP: 35 Stronger than some of Lone Wolf's living enemies. (Book 6) There's an "ennemy" like that in book 26. It's the cover of Andarin's tomb: CS 50 EP 50 CS 50  !? Is this coffin moving around the room or what? |
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Post by Silent Viper on Nov 26, 2004 21:37:39 GMT
I feel sorry for anyone who attacked one of the White Knights on their first time through the book. Oops. Anyone who did that should be in this topic |
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Post by Sol on Nov 26, 2004 22:42:17 GMT
Andarin's Tomb:
Ha ha, I can see the Kai trying everything on this vault-like door... finally slamming himself against it and knocking himself out, then breaking his neck when he falls on the floor.
Sad, so sad.
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Post by columbob on Nov 28, 2004 20:57:02 GMT
There's an "ennemy" like that in book 26. It's the cover of Andarin's tomb: CS 50 EP 50 CS 50 !? Is this coffin moving around the room or what? There are also a few of those "fighting doors" in the GM series. I think there is one in book 17, and there's also one in book 19. |
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Post by Archdruid on Nov 29, 2004 13:32:05 GMT
There are also a few of those "fighting doors" in the GM series. I think there is one in book 17, and there's also one in book 19. And there's that time, I believe in book 4, where you hallucinate some combat and at the end it tells you you did actually sustain all that damage from running into the walls of the mineshaft or whatever. |
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Post by columbob on Nov 29, 2004 15:19:36 GMT
And there's that time, I believe in book 4, where you hallucinate some combat and at the end it tells you you did actually sustain all that damage from running into the walls of the mineshaft or whatever. That's what you get for eating some weird fungus!  |
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Post by Frying Pan on Nov 29, 2004 15:36:25 GMT
That's what you get for eating some weird fungus! Dude what's the name of that fungus? |
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Post by columbob on Nov 29, 2004 15:49:35 GMT
Dude what's the name of that fungus? I don't remember. It's in the Mines of Maaken somewhere, in book 4. |
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!? Is this coffin moving around the room or what?
