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Post by hoodwinkthenoodnik on Mar 27, 2020 3:42:09 GMT
Imagine if the Cener druids were successful...
Lone Wolf, passing through Slovia, finds himself under Suentinian Quarantine. Forced to weather the months indoors, Lone Wolf descends more and more often into meditation where he discovers several lost Kai Grand Master disciplines:
1)Kai Grand Social Distancing: this discipline allows Lone Wolf to create an invisible force field around his person, which keeps other sentient beings at a distance of 6 feet. 2)Kai Grand Toiletmastery: the Kai lord who has mastered this discipline need no longer answer the calls of nature, but assimilates waste back into his body, allowing the Kai lord to conserve valuable time in not hunting for toilet paper.
Any others?
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Post by shadowfox on Apr 10, 2020 18:38:34 GMT
3) Kai Grand Protection: this allows grandmasters to create impermeable barriers that keep out harmful bacteria and viruses. At lower levels it can only be manifested on hands and feet, or provide the equivalent protection of a cloth mask if erected over the face. Upon reaching Kai Supreme Master, it provides the equivalent protection of a Level A biohazard suit across the entire body (and protection can be extended to others if desired).
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koreth
Kai Lord
The Cener Druids rule all. Accept it.
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Post by koreth on Apr 12, 2020 3:49:55 GMT
Kai Grand Healing - Completely eradicate virus and bacteria based attacks on self and others.
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Post by rhygar on Apr 19, 2020 8:11:41 GMT
2)Kai Grand Toiletmastery: the Kai lord who has mastered this discipline need no longer answer the calls of nature, but assimilates waste back into his body, allowing the Kai lord to conserve valuable time in not hunting for toilet paper.
As a Scion-Kai with Divination I am able to sit snugly in my car in the supermarket carpark and spirit walk into the shop to see whether it has any toilet roll left. This informs my decision as to whether to queue up or not. |
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