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Post by Zipp on Feb 17, 2005 4:28:28 GMT
Talk about Q brought to mind the fact that Lone Wolf is a loner in more than one ways. Besides his yaoi relationship with banedon and his raping of fair unconcious maidens, he's pretty much a loner in terms of relationships.
So, for fun, who would his perfect match be?
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Post by Black Cat on Feb 17, 2005 4:41:04 GMT
Can we pick girls from the reality or from other fictions? If so, I would say that Buffy would be good for him (they both kill evil vampires) or The Bride from Kill Bill (she REALLY knows how to use a sword...). The perfect match with someone of the real world would be with, errr, I don't know...let's say Celine Dion so that LW could use his Kai-Alchemy to shut her up (that would be SOOOOOOO great, I can't stand her!).
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Post by Zipp on Feb 17, 2005 5:01:23 GMT
Ha ha ha ha
Either world is fine. If enough people respond, I'll hold a duel between the dates, with winner getting lone wolf.
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Post by Doomy on Feb 17, 2005 11:39:59 GMT
Besides his yaoi relationship with banedon I'm not sure what "yaoi" means but I think it might be a bad idea to do a Google Image Search while at work... |
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Post by outspaced on Feb 17, 2005 12:10:54 GMT
I'm not sure what "yaoi" means but I think it might be a bad idea to do a Google Image Search while at work... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D In answer to Zipp's query, how about the sorceress Polgara from the Belgariad by David and Leigh Eddings? LW: Pol, I'm just off out to defeat a minion of the evil God Naar and thereby thwart his nefarious designs. Pol: Of course, dear. just give me a couple of hours to pack. LW: No, I mean, I'm going alone. Pol: Of course you are, dear. Alone with me. LW: Well, actually . . . I was thinking that you could stay here at the Monastery. Pol: I don't think so. Without me to cook the meals your diet would be appalling. LW: (sotto voce) I hate gruel. Pol: What was that, dear? And who would mend your clothes? Honestly, the last time you returned I had to throw out your old clothes because they were so dirty! LW: Hey! I liked that tunic! Pol: And you never bathe properly unless I go along with you. LW: I'm trying to save the world! Pol: Yes, dear, but you don't have to save it while smelling of a Vassagonian sewer, do you? LW: Dammit, Pol, you take all the fun out of adventuring! |
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Post by North Star on Feb 17, 2005 13:34:23 GMT
Doomy, yaoi is male hentai, or MM anime  I love Polgara! They (Belgarath and her) are of course based on David and Leigh Eddings. Apparently, Leigh would always make comments to David that the characters hadn't bathed in three days or needed to eat... NS, |
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Post by Ghost Bear on Feb 17, 2005 14:37:12 GMT
I've just been at a Harry Potter site, looking for news, and I read an editorial or two about what Harry Potter fans call 'shipping. This is where a bunch of fans are adamant that 'Harry will get together with Hermione', or 'Hermione will go out with Malfoy' and other such pairings. It's enough to turn the stomach.
So can we please, please avoid that here?
In any case, the women we encounted in Legends are so annoying that I'd like to think that Lone Wolf has better taste than to go out with any of them.
"You want to do what Qinefer? Can't I do something a little more appealing? Like take a dip in the Lake of Blood while shoving Helsheezag through my eyes."
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Post by Zipp on Feb 17, 2005 17:47:44 GMT
But this isn't about Lone Wolf making it with Q or with A or with Thog the Mighty. You should go back to the Harry Potter site and post that you adamantly believe he will end up getting together with Madona. I assure you it will spruce things up a bit.
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Post by deiseach on Feb 20, 2005 10:27:29 GMT
At least Polgara would ensure LW would stay away from Bor brew, which can't be a bad thing.
And you'd also stay away from Anarian wine. And Ferina Nog. And Chai-cheer. And Jala. And Kourshah. In fact, everything but water. Kai/Aldur, she would make life unbearable ;D
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Post by North Star on Feb 22, 2005 22:55:13 GMT
Or, as she did at one particular Cherek wedding (Garion's parents's, I think), when she can't get rid of the alcohol, she just makes it non-alcoholic.
Polgara: What do you think you're doing, putting that messy sword away?
Lone Wolf: I'll clean it --
P: And then there's all that carousing in inns and low taverns.
LW: But a man's gotta drink --
P: Then there's your careless attitude to getting hurt. No REAL saviour stands around until his wounds heal. He just binds them and carries on.
LW: But I'm saving --
P: And you've worn that tatty green clothing ever since Book 1. When do you think you're going to change?
LW: It's travelling gear --
P: And exactly WHEN did you think about bathing? It's all very well having Hunting for food, but no Kai skill will keep you from getting dirty!
LW: Sigh...
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Post by outspaced on Feb 23, 2005 10:29:52 GMT
LW: Actually, at higher ranks I can control my scent making me thoroughly undetectable.
Pol: Yes, dear, but if you washed every now and then you wouldn't need to use Kai Disciplines to cover your scent, would you?
LW: I am rubber, you are glue . . .
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Post by North Star on Feb 23, 2005 13:02:35 GMT
Yay. It's the old Monkey Island insults!
"You fight like a milkmaid."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."
NS.
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Post by Peregrine on Feb 23, 2005 20:14:54 GMT
That's dairy farmer, North Star.  Honestly... I once had a dog that was smarter than you! |
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Post by North Star on Feb 24, 2005 0:19:33 GMT
Yes well, pity it turned out to be a ravening werewolf which ate your brain at the last full moon And I haven't played Monkey Island since uni five years ago! NS. |
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Post by Peregrine on Feb 24, 2005 1:24:16 GMT
Clearly! I never saw THAT reply listed... I always thought the correct response was, "He must have taught you everything you know." ;D
*wonders if this has any bearing on Kai Dogmastery*
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Honestly... I once had a dog that was smarter than you!