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Post by commentator on Dec 2, 2008 11:56:00 GMT
I've already spent all evening finding a shop to sell me a pitchfork, it'd be a waste of effort if we didn't at least prod you a little.
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Post by Taryn on Dec 2, 2008 15:21:13 GMT
"Guys"?
*opens her shop* Welcome to Taryn's Pitchfork Emporium! Conveniently located in central Toran, Sommerlund, Taryn's Pitchfork Emporium carries all shapes, sizes, and types of pitchforks for all ages! Good for jabbing people who finish Lone Wolf summaries really early! Prices start as low as 1 Gold Crown each during our special Emmers Sale!
Of course, all the pitchforks at Taryn's Pitchfork Emporium are pink and purple and sparkly, with emblems of fairies, kittens, and unicorns and such on them. Hopefully you don't mind.
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Post by Doomy on Dec 2, 2008 16:28:06 GMT
*opens rival shop* Welcome to Doomy's Evil Pitchfork Emporium! Conveniently located in central Helgedad, the Darklands, Doomy's Evil Pitchfork Emporium carries all shapes, sizes, and types of pitchforks for impaling all ages! Good for jabbing people who finish Lone Wolf summaries really early! And anyone else you feel like. Prices start as low as one innocent soul each during our special Emmers Sale!
Of course, all the pitchforks at Doomy's Evil Pitchfork Emporium are black and covered in spikes, with still-twitching fairies, kittens, and unicorns and such on them. Hopefully you don't mind.
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Post by mckinstry on Dec 2, 2008 17:11:49 GMT
heh heh very funny. Seems like we've entered a bizarre spin off of Lone Wolf in the style of "Monkey Island"! Really reminds me of their humor
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Post by Doomy on Dec 2, 2008 17:15:09 GMT
*Employs Stan the Evil Pitchfork Salesman*
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Post by Taryn on Dec 2, 2008 17:58:44 GMT
Doomy ya fool, those are my pitchforks you stole and repainted.
*holds up a pitchfork and points it at Doomy* This is a magic pitchfork, a relic of the Sisterhood of the Crystal Star. *ZAP!* *powerful, Sommerswerd-like magic purple energy shoots out of the pitchfork toward Doomy, obliterating him instantly*
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Post by Doomy on Dec 2, 2008 18:13:18 GMT
Unfortunately for Taryn, Doomy comes back in the next book with twice as many CS and EP. The pitchfork, not being on the list of permitted special items for the Grand Master series, disappears in a cloud of illogical rulings.
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Post by Taryn on Dec 2, 2008 19:48:32 GMT
I ignore Special Item restrictions.
Besides, the following book contains the +32767 CS Spear of Anti-Doomy.
Also, we should probably stop this before a mod comes around and burns us both at the stake.
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Post by Dave on Dec 2, 2008 21:10:21 GMT
As moderator in my own forum, I could obliterate you both, but I'm far too amused at the exchange to do anything about it...
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Post by Doomy on Dec 2, 2008 23:52:47 GMT
The book contains the +32767 CS Spear of Anti-Doomy, but the highly-specific weapon proves useless against every other enemy in the book and Taryn is torn asunder by undead Noodnics. Her life and her quest end here.
I think we can give it a rest now...
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Post by Taryn on Dec 3, 2008 2:22:57 GMT
What, you think that was the only weapon I had? Silly...
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Post by longhairyuppiescum on Dec 3, 2008 9:58:46 GMT
... +32767 CS Spear of Anti-Doomy. ... lol Aha, Magnamund is at 16bit technological level. And we learn that magical weapons damage use signed integers. - Very interesting! ;D
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Post by Dave on Dec 3, 2008 20:12:17 GMT
That's in case you have cursed weapons which lower your CS when you use them, such as:
Dun's Bane*: -19 CS, plus increased susceptibility to psychic attacks and hostile magic spells.
* also known as the Bane of Dun, or Bane-Dun
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Post by Dave on Dec 4, 2008 8:33:10 GMT
Okay, that last post was pretty bad, so here's a good one: I've finished half of the new action chart, and the next thing to go into it is the "journal" portion, where I get to finally use all of the wonderful contributions that you folks have made. This is going to be fun!
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Post by Doomy on Dec 4, 2008 15:41:38 GMT
Good to see this thing is still moving along, Dave, and that you still enjoy working on it.
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