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Post by Doomy on Jul 29, 2007 9:46:34 GMT
Well, Doomy, maybe you'll get your wish. Perhaps Joe will write that Lone Wolf gets beaten up, and plowed by a female Giak (if there were any), and then beheaded and eaten. With A1 Steak Sauce. Heh. Come to think of it, is there such a thing as female Giaks? I thought they were grown in a vat.
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Post by WaitingOnPassword on Jul 29, 2007 16:24:56 GMT
Ahh he kinda likes Qin, but in the RPG books, maybe he's just focused on the mission at hand. I dunno why Joe didn't put any hot ladies in the first couple of books. In the novels, at the end of Book 8, he sleeps with Viveka. Though, it should be noted that she comes on to him rather then the other way round. In addition, a later book mentions that Viveka regrets it with the reference being something along the lines of Viveka only once treating Lone Wolf as something other than a brother and that she regretted it. It would appear that Viveka considered their relationship as one of brother and sister and turning it into something sexual, even though only for one night, was something she regretted doing. I think in Viveka's mind, it was a personal boundary and she's the type of person who doesn't like to cross them and kicks herself when she does so.
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Post by beowuuf on Jul 30, 2007 7:10:01 GMT
Becuase in the first few books he's 15 - you stick a hot lady anywhere close to him and Sommerlund is doomed!
"Lone Wolf, you must go to...Lone Wolf...stop staring at my daughter, this is serious, you must take this...Lone Wolf, stop winking - I won't warn you again...."
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Post by Doomy on Jul 30, 2007 9:37:47 GMT
That's disgusting! Oh, wait, you said "winking".
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Post by HuntingWolf on Jul 30, 2007 12:23:14 GMT
Well, you know what they say... 'Incest is best so put your sister to the test'..... even though Viv and Lone Wolf aren't related. Haha. I still say he's the man for gettin' it on with her. lol
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Post by blaise on Jul 30, 2007 18:48:01 GMT
Pardon my lack of memory, but who is Viveka? I don't remember reading that name at all
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Post by Doomy on Jul 30, 2007 18:50:07 GMT
She's a female mercenary and one of your fellow coach passengers in Fire on the Water.
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Post by blaise on Jul 30, 2007 18:51:58 GMT
Oh yeah now I remember... but eh... you meet her in book 8??
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Post by Doomy on Jul 30, 2007 18:56:12 GMT
Not the gamebooks, the Legends novels.
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Post by beowuuf on Jul 30, 2007 20:45:52 GMT
Yeha, Viveka champions LW in book 2 and is a bigger character, then comes back for just before what is effectively Gamebook 6
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Post by Rusty Radiator on Apr 12, 2008 15:51:46 GMT
The Kai were monks, essentially. (Warrior-Monks, yes, but still monks). Monasteries/Monastic Orders in our real world were known for isolating themselves from the world and being self sufficient and not "debasing" themselves with the impurities and temptations of the outside world. Celibacy was often the law of the land. The Kai Order may have been the same way. Monastic Orders are notorious sodomites! Almost as mad for it as sailors! Anyways, why the assumption that Lone Wolf is straight? I always thought there was something more to his relationship with Banedon than just quest buddies; from that first romantic roll in the forest amongst the giak corpses to LW being whisked off Bannybunnies magical skyship to bad-ass LW's big, brave rescue in 14. Note how every other adventure barr 14 involves a quest upon which the fate of the entire planet potentially rests-this whole book is all just to rescue one person! Note also that Cadak doesn't capture Rimoah or D'Val or the king or Gwynian the Sage or any other little helper (all much softer targets given Banedon's growing power) no he goes for Banedon because he knows he's Wolfie's lover & LoneWolf will gladly march into certain death to save him. LoneWolf: The skyship's going to be at the drop-off point soon, I think we've got just enough time to 'stab the Helghast with the Magic Spear'. Banedon: Okay, but can I be the Knight of the White Mountain this time; I'm starting to feel like I've got an extra 'wizards sleeve'.
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Post by Taryn on Apr 12, 2008 22:26:31 GMT
I think Lone Wolf is asexual and thus uninterested in sex, like approximately 1% of the human population.
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Post by beowuuf on Apr 12, 2008 22:47:48 GMT
This conversation or one similar prompted me to write this (totally clean despite the first half) missing section for book 2. I found it again recently and posted it on TotS, may as well post here too. I imagine several more like this were omitted in the various books So, to answer the question -yes, Lone Wolf probably does like girls, I just imagine he has more reason than most teenage boys to be scared witless of them
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Post by joe101 on Apr 13, 2008 0:14:33 GMT
We read about LW's conquests of the world in the books, but there are most likely "other conquests" that happpen between the pages that cannot be written about...
Lone Wolf Combat Skill 40 Endurance 40 Three girls he met in the bar Combat Skill 55 Endurance 100
If you have a bottle of Viagra turn to page... If Banedon was with you when you entered the bar turn to page... If you are feeling tired turn to page...
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Post by Taryn on Apr 15, 2008 7:37:58 GMT
Somehow, I don't think there's Viagra in Magnamund. How would they sell it with no Internet over which to distribute the horribly misspelled spam E-mails to advertise it?
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