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Post by Zipp on Apr 5, 2005 6:55:42 GMT
Oh yeah... so I guess he isn't a virgin.
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Post by Peregrine on Apr 5, 2005 7:21:28 GMT
At yet another feast in his honour, Lone Wolf looks up from the plate set before him and waves, then sinks his teeth into another Anarian peach, demonstrating his appreciation of the 'fruits' of victory.
Banedon: Uh, Lone Wolf... I don't think that's what they mean.
Lone Wolf: No, look... peaches, grapes... fine wine, well roasted capon...
Banedon glances at the artfully blushing young ladies who have spaced themselves around the room.
Banedon: I think they mean... some of the other benefits of being the Saviour of Tahou.
Lone Wolf's eyes light up.
Lone Wolf: Ohh, right! Like the Psychic Ring, this Flask of Boza, or... these maps!
Banedon stares at the maps, the tip of his tongue darting along his top lip, but then he seems to come to himself.
Banedon: No, not the ring, not even the... the maps... other things.
Lone Wolf: I don't--
Banedon: You know Rimoah?
Lone Wolf: Yes, but--oh.
Lone Wolf looks around at all the ladies as if seeing them for the first time. Many of them appear to come over faint.
Lone Wolf: Oh. You know, I never really... I mean, Madelon was very grateful when I saved her, but I...
Seemingly distracted, Lone Wolf takes another bite of peach. Banedon rolls his eyes, then quietly slips out of his chair and starts talking to one of the girls in a quiet alcove.
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Post by North Star on Apr 5, 2005 13:02:26 GMT
*snicker* I LOVE the idea of Lord Rimoah as a lonely old bachelor who never got laid and thus became a boring stick NS.
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Post by outspaced on Apr 5, 2005 13:36:25 GMT
That's it! I can't takes no more! We can say "bugger" and "bastard", but not sn1gger or sp00n! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE? ?!?
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Post by North Star on Apr 5, 2005 13:40:27 GMT
Knife, fork, s[thingy], bowl, plate... NS. Edit: What in Naar is a "pooon" anyway?
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Post by Relenoir on Apr 5, 2005 16:16:17 GMT
Knife, fork, s[thingy], bowl, plate... NS. Edit: What in Naar is a "pooon" anyway? If you're asking that, you and Lone Wolf probably have something in common. . .
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Post by Moo on Apr 5, 2005 17:14:03 GMT
Could be worse. Lemme try something.
Saturday. Butterfly.
edit: Yep. One forum I was on years ago would turn those into sa****ay and ****erfly.
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Post by Zipp on Apr 5, 2005 18:28:35 GMT
You know... the administrator can set the swear check and what words it grabs at, so maybe we should ask Thomas or somebody.
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Post by Nathan P. Mahney on Apr 6, 2005 7:45:47 GMT
Speaking of Boza, it's real. I drank some a few weeks ago. Interesting drink, to say the least. A friend came back from Eastern Europe with a taste for it. It's got... texture, I suppose. It's pretty thick. Tastes a bit like Wizz Fizz, though I'm not sure if anyone outside of Australia will know what I'm talking about. I'll Google a description:
"This is a popular Bulgarian drink typical also of other Balkan countries. The boza is a thick, fermented beverage (containing up to 4 percent alcohol) with a sourish or sweetish taste. The boza is made of various kinds of flour (barley, oats, corn, wheat), but boza of best quality and taste is made of millet flour. "
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Post by North Star on Apr 6, 2005 8:59:01 GMT
[nuts], w*nk, b*ll*cks, bugger, b*stard...
OK, that was an exercise in crudity (even after self-editing), but if 4 of the 5 swearwords can get through, but sn1gger and sp00n can't , someone needs to sit down and take a LONG look at the filter!
NS.
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Post by The Tagazin Poodle on Apr 6, 2005 14:41:22 GMT
You know... the administrator can set the swear check and what words it grabs at, so maybe we should ask Thomas or somebody. I suggested that "Vashna" be replaced with "potato" last year, but no one took me up on it.
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Post by Zipp on Apr 6, 2005 16:31:19 GMT
Hee hee... I like it.
Like I said, I'm fairly certain administrators set this stuff. Take it up with one of them. I think we're all adult enough to hear the word snagger...
... and yes, I know why the program blocks it out, but frankly we're all old enough to hear that word too.
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Post by North Star on Apr 7, 2005 0:03:51 GMT
I STILL don't know what a p00n is. Must be obscure US slang NS.
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Post by Zipp on Apr 7, 2005 5:30:38 GMT
p00n is slang meaning ass and/or [thingy] depending on who you talk to. Here, thingy= Clitorus and the area surrounding it. Explained thus because I can't write [happy person]ina. SWEET KAI! I can't even write it mispelled! Phagina. There we go. That's it! I can't takes no more! We can say "bugger" and "bastard", but not sn1gger or sp00n! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE? ?!? This has made me laugh countless times. I love imagining an enraged Outspaced. ;D
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Post by North Star on Apr 7, 2005 9:17:16 GMT
You forgot "merciful", as in "Sweet Merciful KAI!" I can helpfully write four different swearwords bleeped only by my own morals, and yet this bizarre filter stops us from writing the simplest inoffensive words, plus one of the 20 Darklords (which is probably fair enough, all things considered!). NS.
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