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Post by North Star on Jul 18, 2005 9:45:44 GMT
Perhaps the Szalls were native to that part of Magnamund, but the Darklords simply learnt how to breed them...
NS.
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Post by artichu on Jul 18, 2005 9:46:11 GMT
Just because they're "bred in vats" doesn't mean they don't have normal sexual reproductive systems. It could be that the Giaks were just too stupid, by and large, to get around to procreating on their own so you have to put 'em in vats and stir them around a little before they get the idea. The Szalls probably figured it out on their own after a few false starts.
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Post by Doomy on Jul 18, 2005 10:52:50 GMT
The Darklords had a sex education programme?
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Post by Runeheart on Jul 18, 2005 11:02:13 GMT
Anti aircraft defence turrets... Obviously. -GB Just like the repeating crossbows in Shrek2( where Shrek is running through the potion manufacturing plant).
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Post by Dusk Fox on Jul 18, 2005 14:53:43 GMT
The Darklords had a sex education programme? I'm picturing a reel-to-reel featuring Troy McClure. "Ugrok was feeling awkward. His voice had deepened, his face had broken out in some sort of rash, and he found scales where there were no scales before. He consulted with his Gourgaz, who told him to bathe in a tub full of human blood, which is a common mistake Gourgaz make about young giaks coming into adulthood."
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Post by The Tagazin Poodle on Jul 18, 2005 21:20:48 GMT
"She's faking it."
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Post by Dusk Fox on Jul 18, 2005 21:42:30 GMT
Tagapoo! I thought you were banished to a realm of evil disco ninjas or something.
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Post by The Tagazin Poodle on Jul 19, 2005 17:24:41 GMT
Tagapoo! I thought you were banished to a realm of evil disco ninjas or something. No, it was just the curse of being an evil accountant, I'm afraid.
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Post by Dusk Fox on Jul 19, 2005 17:31:00 GMT
Oh. I have a friend who has that curse, too. When he gets sad about it, he cries, and then dries his tears on big fat fistfuls of money.
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Post by The Tagazin Poodle on Jul 19, 2005 17:36:24 GMT
Well, if he's an honest accountant, then he's crying because he can't keep those big fat fistfuls of money for himself. If he's a dishonest accountant, he's crying because he knows he's living a lie.
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Post by Dusk Fox on Jul 19, 2005 17:40:08 GMT
I’d like to think it’s the former and not the latter, but going by his apartment, car, wardrobe, and hobbies, I’m thinking it may be the latter.
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Post by Nathan P. Mahney on Jul 20, 2005 16:17:58 GMT
I wish I had a job that I could use to extort people for money... Or a Sommerswerd so I could hack people for money. Or Gold Crowns. It's weird that Lone Wolf can wear 50 Gold Crown. His head must be a really weird shape.
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Post by Dusk Fox on Jul 20, 2005 16:53:50 GMT
It's shaped like a menorah.
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Post by artichu on Jul 21, 2005 7:24:24 GMT
I wish I had a job that I could use to extort people for money... Or a Sommerswerd so I could hack people for money. Or Gold Crowns. It's weird that Lone Wolf can wear 50 Gold Crown. His head must be a really weird shape. Only when he's being played by the rules-lawyering type who claim that since a "Crown" is functionally equivalent to a "Helmet" they should get +2 EP for each one they wear. Ah, that endless quest for a 150-EP Lone Wolf, who can battle Zakhan Kimah without fear! Even better is when they argue that a *Gold* Crown counts as an improved *Silver* Helm, allowing them to wear 50 Gold Crowns to get +150 CS. Ah, the joy of getting a "K" on the Chaos-master, over and over again...
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Post by shadowfalcon on Aug 3, 2005 10:38:21 GMT
hey im 26 got all the books in the lone wolf and legends series and still love them they are my pride and joy woohooo
now where did i put that dang dang lorestone oops here comes rimoah i better run b4 he finds out ive accidentaly flushed it down the toilet
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